I just got home from work. I'm lying in bed. I worked my ass off waiting tables. One of my tables tipped me $5 on a $125 tab. I pay 5% of my total sales to the bussers and bartenders. That means that on a $125 tab I have to pay $6.25 back to the house. I'm sure you can see where this is going.
It cost me $1.25 for me to serve this lovely couple. Thank you!
